9 Jan


Here is a pic of my New Car lot...anyone what to buy a truck. THIS IS AN INTERNET ONLY SPECIAL. I can get you a great deal...these 4x4 Silverados only have 20 km on the odometer; each vehicle comes with a 5yr/175,000 km warranty*. Every truck has tan leather, AM/FM radio and two different hitches for all you camping and boating and tank pulling needs. The only two colors are tan and sand...okay they are the same but over the Internet who is going to know the difference. If you are interested let me know but I must warn you the delivery charge will be more then the $600 you will pay in the States. Now...on the other hand if you want to one-up the neighbors...be the first on your block to own a brand new red fire truck - just imagine how a chrome set of "spinners" will look on this ride. For those with families - this seats 6 and you will not find a safe mode or transportation; if you live in a busy city you will find that traffic will no longer be an issue with the bells and whistles on this machine. Hurry these babies won't last long and there are only 2 remaining. Each vehicle can be accessorized to give it its own distinct look**.
Disclaimer: *The warranty is only valid at a war zone dealerships. **Bullet holes are extra, "grouping" is more expensive then a "random pattern", unless acquired during shipping. No rain checks and all sales are final Good night!

1 comment:

Unknown said...

What...........like you don't make enough money being a construction foreman, you're branching out into a Car Dealership....What's next?.....You gonna sell guns and tanks for a "discount"?

Well, not that I'm a car salesman or anything, but if you want to get sales, you'd be better off, offering more than 2 models, and of those 2 models, the need to have more than 1 color per model. Not the way I would go, but hey, that's just me.

CRAZY GREG'S....Everything must go by June........LOL